This I must admit is a first for me. I mean I’ve had ‘stalkers’ before you know not like genuine hide under the bushes watching your house through binoculars type of stalkers just the general type who won’t take no for an answer and insist on pestering you on a regular basis. However such a young candidate for my affections is a totally new thing for me and I really dont know how to deal with it.
It started on Boxing Day or rather on Boxing Day night. Me and my best friend Rosie who is one of the few I actually like had gone out partying and bumped into an old friend Shaun. Shaun’s friend was a youngish guy who looked like he belonged in one direction. Not that that’s a bad thing for one direction fans but at 22 it’s pushing it a bit. Anyway Shaun went home and next minute this little Liam Payne wannabe is putting his arm round me, trying to kiss me, feeling my arse the lot! He just wouldn’t take no for an answer and me and my friend took to hiding from him and running away from him which may seem cruel but he wouldn’t leave me alone it was freaky.
Saw him again in the local on New Year’s Eve and he comes up to me and get this he says ‘do I know you from somewhere’ so I decided to be brutally honest something that I only do very occasionally in public. I told him about his stalkerish antics and he duly apologized which was nice but… Now he’s found me on Facebook! He keeps sending me messages and its driving me mad he will not be put off it doesn’t matter what I say this guy cannot be insulted. I told him be looked like a one direction guy, I told him I would eat him for breakfast, I told him I thought he was gay, I called him Romeo in a really sarcastic way you know how I mean like ‘now, now Romeo it’s past your bed time’ or something along those lines but no! Alas he replies with sickeningly sweet messages enough to rot your teeth ‘I will treat you like a princess’ ‘age is just a number’ ‘you will be on my mind in every sleeping and waking thought’ yeah seriously -_- so the big question is how do I get rid of him?! I daren’t block him as we have mutual friends and I fear they will turn into a lynch mob if they think I have hurt their precious baby faced cherub and nothing I have said no matter how harsh has put him off. Last night he even started asking what my favorite sex position was.. I mean really? bad bad bad times. Maybe I should invent a boyfriend? Hmmm